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These Gay Men Have A Dire Warning For Men Against Marriage Equality (VIDEO)

The tide is turning in the war for marriage equality, but the DOMA decision has taken the battle state-to-state, and equality has not yet won. In the spirit of that, and in light of the fact that the majority of Americans support marriage equality, let’s remember one thing, guys — if you don’t support marriage equality, gay men will marry your girlfriends. Doubt it? Watch the hilarious video below, and see if you aren’t convinced.

Here’s the video:

If that doesn’t convince you to stand up for gay rights, I don’t know what will!

In all seriousness, despite national victories on major LGBT marriage equality cases, the battle still rages state-to-state. LGBT activists and allies alike must join together in solidarity, in each state, and make sure that the law follows the right path — equality for everyone.

Reposted from Addicting Info with permission.

About Justin Acuff

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58 thoughts on “These Gay Men Have A Dire Warning For Men Against Marriage Equality (VIDEO)

    • Because of you degenerates HIV is rampant in my community. Due to Bisexual males we now are all forced to make sex “SAFE” because women can’t tell who is really straight. When this is done you deviants will again wear the pink triangle and the world will be cleansed of your disease! HA! HA!

      Posted by suprabuddha | October 26, 2013, 10:01 am
    • i laughed out loud and then giggled and then laughed some more.. funny, funny and good for you guys… am also an old fogey, who was subjected to years of paternalistic, misogynistic, supposedly “christian” lectures and sermons. even was married to a minister for about 4 years until i couldn’t take the hypocrisy anymore. what i read in the gospels has very little resemblance to what is the conservative agenda.

      Posted by sugarglitzcheeks | December 23, 2013, 9:04 pm
    • was great, as a straight man i completely support you. stay away from my wife !! lol god bless and merry xmas !

      Posted by warren (@huckman28) | December 24, 2013, 6:05 pm
  1. Busting crazy laughing -this is awesome.

    Posted by Sheila L Holmes (@CrackpotPatriot) | August 8, 2013, 7:31 am
  2. Reblogged this on My life on Random and commented:
    This is great

    Posted by V | August 9, 2013, 10:22 am
  3. This was a knock off of this:


    Posted by Rich | August 9, 2013, 10:26 am
  4. This groups response is delightful.

    Posted by Mark H. | August 9, 2013, 10:41 am
  5. this isn’t funny in the slightest

    Posted by Jonathan | August 9, 2013, 9:42 pm
  6. It IS AND WAS FUNNY! It can be and probably is very very true! I loved it.

    Posted by wesstubblefield1 | August 9, 2013, 11:03 pm
  7. Rolling my eyes, not laughing

    Posted by Happy Liberal | August 10, 2013, 5:19 am
    • Cool. I really don’t understand why people comment on things they don’t find entertaining. You’d think you’d find something better to do for those few seconds.

      Posted by Justin Acuff | August 10, 2013, 11:07 am
      • Hi Justin. Agreed. I LOVED IT. Thought it was very humorous! And the truth is, something Heterosexuals don’t know is, Heterosexuality was invented in the early 20th century. Industrialization produced the need for consumerism. Consumerism required (at the time) Male/Female family units. Those who were “Bachelors” were frowned upon and considered problematic. Until that time, sexuality was a very fluid thing, for both men and women. So, it always amazes me what all the fuss is about….P.S. My Dad is very fashionable, can sew, is an excellent cook, taught me how to Dance (Swing Dancing is our “thing”) loves to garden and LOVES LOVES LOVES Broadway Musicals, especially Rogers and Hammerstein. So, it would be a dream come true for me to find a man like those in the video clip! Thanks for posting! It is a fun way to bring attention to an important cause!

        Posted by Diana Chan | August 29, 2013, 1:13 pm
  8. Hasn’t this already happened? I wish the rest of society would catch up instead of imposing obsolete role models.

    Posted by Cary A Bailey | August 28, 2013, 8:09 am
    • What the hell are you talking about? Um, NO, marriage equality has NOT happened. The battle has been taken state to state. And if a role model is ever “obsolete,” they shouldn’t have been a role model in the first place.

      Posted by Justin Acuff | August 28, 2013, 11:00 am
      • oh yeah sick burn!! 🙂

        Posted by Tammy | August 29, 2013, 12:32 am
      • I have to agree with you, Acuff. I have visited Key West, FL many times and it is disgusting to see the way these people act walking down the streets. It is very obvious most are parading around just to show off.

        Posted by Gerri Moses | August 31, 2013, 10:17 am
  9. I’m a 68 year old straight woman and I just loved it – LMAOROFL!

    Posted by Annabelle | August 28, 2013, 8:42 pm
  10. I love the stereotypes flying back and forth on both sides of the argument. 😀 I prefer this tongue-in-cheek, humorous way of getting points across instead of violence and ignorance.

    Posted by mytbean | August 29, 2013, 3:56 am
  11. I wish I knew what these hot guys were saying. Subtitles please for deaf people?!?

    Posted by Kevin | August 31, 2013, 12:45 am
    • I can’t give you subtitles on the video, because I didn’t make it, but I promise I will write out a transcript for you tomorrow and post it on this thread.

      Posted by Justin Acuff | August 31, 2013, 12:48 am
    • I’ll start new quotes for each time the speaker changes.

      “Americans are becoming more comfortable with the idea of gay marriage, seeing it as both a moral and civil rights issue.”

      “But there are many out there that are still fighting against the cause.”

      “And as gay men ourselves, we would just like to say to those people…”

      “Fine — keep marriage between a man and a woman. And in response, we will marry your girlfriends.”

      “We’ll marry your girlfriends.”

      “What? You don’t think we could?”

      “We’d be the best husbands ever!”

      “Have you SEEN us? We are RIPPED.”

      “ALL of us are ripped. It doesn’t seem statistically possible, and yet it’s true.”

      “Because we love going to the gym. And you know who else loves going to the gym? Your girlfriend.”

      “We will go to the gym with her, and then after, we’ll get Pinkberry as a reward. That sounds like a great time to us.”

      “Not to mention, we dress better than you. While you were spilling Manwich on your cargo shorts, we were inspecting our Oxford shirts for the craftsmanship of their gauntlet buttons.”

      “What do you make your girlfriend for breakfast? Burnt scrambled eggs. We will make her a quiche.”

      “A mother…fucking…quiche.”

      “With a side of hummus! From scratch.”

      “Do you even know the difference between hummus and baba ganoush?”

      You’re a joke.”

      “And don’t even get us started on dates.”

      “You don’t want to go dancing? We TEACH a dance class.”

      “Urban tango.”

      “You’re not on the list for that art gallery opening?”

      “We’ll BBM the owner. Maurice.”

      “Not in the mood to go to that Broadway show? We are.”

      “We’re in it.”

      “Yes we WOULD like to go to that 80’s themed costume party, and no, we weren’t just checking out that other girl.”



      “We could listen to your girlfriend for hours, just reassuring her that she’s not the crazy one.”

      “Cassandra IS being a bitch!”

      “Also, her dad loves us.”

      “It’s because he’s not threatened by us. In fact, we’re playing tennis with him right now. Well played, Mr. Bennett!”

      “You’re thinking sex.”

      “That’s where you have us beat.”


      “We already know how she likes to be kissed.”

      “She thinks it’s funny to make out with us when she’s drunk!”

      “And you know all those sweet spots, preferences and fantasies that she’s too embarrassed to tell you or thinks you should innately know?”

      “Yeah, she’s told us. We could play her like an upright bass.”

      “And the kind of threesome SHE wants? We’re cool with that.”

      “As if all this wasn’t enough, we’re the shoulder your girlfriend cries on when she’s complaining about…you.”

      “We know literally ALL of your weaknesses.”

      “You’re Death Stars, and we’re an army of FABULOUS Luke Skywalkers.”

      “So remember, we’re doing you a huge solid by being more attracted to each other, than to your girlfriends.”

      “But, if you stay closed-minded about this, we will take one for the team — and marry the crap outta them.”

      “So don’t make us marry your girlfriends.”

      “Support gay marriage.”

      Posted by Justin Acuff | August 31, 2013, 6:41 pm
      • Justin, that was soooo nice of you to write the transcript for Kevin!
        Keep up the good work!

        Posted by Ken | October 13, 2013, 12:47 pm
  12. Yikes next time someone does a response video for the love of god find attractive guys! The guys in the gay video are WAY more hot than the straight guys.

    Posted by Affrika The-Strong | August 31, 2013, 7:53 am
  13. I am a 67 year old gay man who was married and let me tell you, these were great and play off each other so well. This was some of the best entertainment in a long, long time. This is worthy of Saturday Day Live!!!!

    Posted by Albert | August 31, 2013, 7:56 am
  14. Reblogged this on A Little Local Color.

    Posted by kenyatta2009 | August 31, 2013, 9:03 am
  15. All I have to say is this…. Lesbo’s please take my man I am begging you, PLEASE, if you think you really could hang with that. He can’t even deal with his teenage daughter let alone me, what makes you think you would be any different? Hell, You really think you have me beat in bed, you’d be there half the night wondering when he’d be done, not really the quicky type, and the video games- he doesn’t play much, I have seen every James Bond ever made, and Kung Fu movies too, I watch all the action and SyFy movies. He can’t cook And doesn’t like to go out to eat, I cook and clean and work. We go to the gym together, so what he’s checking out the girl on the treadmill with the tight butt, that just means 2 hours longer in bed when we get home. He isn’t in to sports, watches the Super Bowl for the funny commercials not the game. Look really I tell you this in all seriousness please take him I won’t mind, he’s had his girl-on -girl threesome so that isn’t what he’s looking for anymore. If I want to go to the mall for hours I do without him, it’s stress free and fun, he will do his own thing. All I can say is good luck if you can live with him more power to you.

    Posted by laura34 | September 12, 2013, 11:04 am
  16. uh…NO! lol…quite frankly they all sounded snide.

    Posted by Rula Kaliroi | September 13, 2013, 11:27 am
  17. You better be careful though with this meme. I can see some women become anti-marriage equality because of this. It wouldn’t be the first time I fell in love with a gay man.

    Posted by Petra Van Goor | December 23, 2013, 9:58 am
  18. Forcing views on other people who may or may not like them is NOT the way to get the support of the public. I have gay family and gay friends BUT I do NOT like having to watch them kiss or screw and shoved down our throats.
    The entire idea of what you do in bed is offensive to many and since you are less than 4% of the population (and many people just say they agree with you so they don’t have to listen to how wrong they are for having a different opinion) you have a long row to hoe and I don’t want to hoe it with you.

    Posted by Barbara Mosher Finger | December 23, 2013, 10:12 am
    • Lmao! Number one, try ten percent of the population. Ten percent.

      Number two, you’re a disgusting person, and I do NOT want to watch you kiss or screw. You still have the right to do so, yes? I find the very idea of you in bed, copulating, committing an act that can bring children about, foul and wrong.

      But you still have the right to do so.

      Get the fuck out of here. I can’t stand hateful people.

      Posted by Justin Acuff | December 23, 2013, 2:41 pm
    • last i checked, you guys have put hetero soft porn in every movie 13 and R, and half of the TV shows out there have dudes screwing chicks every other episode, so I would stop with the hypocrisy. With such rampant heterosexual promiscuity, im amazed you arent attacking the people who are ACTUALLY shoving sex and kissing down your throat like none other…the heterosexuals!

      Posted by Josh Egan | December 24, 2013, 4:39 am
  19. Very interesting. I have friends on both sides of this whole issue, one of many issues in the world today. So, what I tend to see, instead of calling names, taking sides, pointing fingers, etc etc etc….IS THIS : WHO STANDS TO BENEFIT THE MOST FROM THIS?????? And this is the sad truth….DIVORCE LAWYERS. So many more people to be legally married, things happen, people grow apart…DIVORCE! And, OH, they are sooooo happy to take your money to wade through the legal process of ….GIVING THEM TONS OF YOUR HARD EARNED CASH. Sad but true.

    Posted by Jen | December 25, 2013, 12:03 pm

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