LGBT, Op-Eds, Prejudice

These Lesbian Women Have A Dire Warning For Women Against Marriage Equality (VIDEO)

As the battle for marriage equality rages state-to-state, it’s nice to have reminders of what we’re all fighting for. After the last election, UnsolicitedProject released a hilarious video on marriage equality that brings a warning to women that don’t support equal marriage rights  — support marriage equality, or gay women will marry your boyfriends.

And they’re confident, too! Their case for being able to steal those men away?

For Starters, We Love Sports — Every Sport

“While you’re dragging him to the ballet, or making him sit through another episode of The Bachelor, we just scored NBA playoff tickets. Right. Behind. The Bench.”

They’ll Never Have To Sit Through A Mall Trip Again

“While you’re deciding between a slutty dress, and another slutty dress, we just bought three pairs of the same jeans because they fit well. And, they look great on us. Go ahead, get your mani pedi. We’ll be at your boyfriend’s playing Call of Duty. Skyrim. Halo. We own every video game console to date. And we can play — all. Night. Long.”

We Know Other Lesbians

“Sometimes we hang out. Make out…and take our clothes off. Do you think your boyfriend will mind? Nah, I don’t think so.”

Sex …Now You Think You’ve Got Us Beat

I’ll leave it to the NSFW video to reveal the rest: (Don’t worry, it’s not that bad)

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41 thoughts on “These Lesbian Women Have A Dire Warning For Women Against Marriage Equality (VIDEO)

  1. This is an insanely retarded add, it entirely diminishes lebsians!
    how are lesbians and men in any way similar, this just enhances the stereotype of what is convinced of as a “dyke”
    say lesbaisn like women, not all women though are masculine
    this add looks more of a man’s fantasy of what lesbians could be how t

    Posted by f.e.guli. | August 30, 2013, 7:20 pm
    • It’s not an ad. It’s a joke.

      Posted by Justin Acuff | August 30, 2013, 7:42 pm
    • Relax!! Its a joke!!!

      Posted by Allie | September 28, 2013, 11:20 am
      • It is offensive. It is not funny! I have NO sense of humor. I am just an angry person…….This video should be banned!

        Posted by Cranston | September 28, 2013, 7:12 pm
    • It’s “ad” not “add.” At first I thought it was a harmless typo, but then I realized you actually don’t know the difference between advertisement and combining numbers. If you haven’t mastered 3rd grade spelling issues, how can you expect anyone to take your opinion on complex social issues seriously. Also, its not an advertisement, it’s satire, it’s meant to amuse and convey a point simultaneously, not to make a serious representation of how lesbians act or think.

      Posted by B. Albert G. | September 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
    • Ad is short for advertisement, which this isn’t. Add is something you have never been good at and your doctor diagnosed

      Posted by Pete Townsend | September 30, 2013, 8:26 am
    • I don’t think it diminishes anyone. If anything, it points out that gay women can be better partners for men. I don’t think it was as well done as the “gay men dire warning”, but reminds people that the argument against gay marriage is pretty lacking in substance. And I don’t really feel this made any lesbians look “masculine”. I also don’t think they were trying to say that all lesbians love sports or hate shopping. The point is that it’s stupid to insist that marriage be between a man and a women.

      Posted by Jennifer A Wilke | October 24, 2013, 10:36 am
    • You’re spelling “ad” wrong.

      Posted by James | October 29, 2013, 8:58 am
    • funny and not funny -as a christian more a not funny than a funny -I dont care whos doing who ,keep it yourself- I have gay people in my family and love them very much but who you love for your spouse i dont care or who you have sex with but if you ask my opionon its this , if your doing it -sex-out of marriage its wrong ,sorry to say this but its true ,to do sex with same sex person is wrong too, even if you love them! its wrong for man and woman to do sodomy not just man and man too ,our human body parts how it works and fits – should be your first clue ,lol, parts were not made for that same sex stuff,is this not common sense>? Thats ok I know people make things ok and turn away from God because its what convenient to them and what they “want”to do , our biggest hardest battle in life is ourselves -never mind anyone else,we all are sinners arent we ,we all have our wrongs and we are all accountable ,so on that note its should still be our very own choice what we do , even if its right or wrong ,but suppose to follow the laws both on earth and from God so on that note do what you will ,hopefully you still come find Jesus no matter what because not by the things you do or dont do that save your soul anyways Its knowing God and turning away from all things evil

      Posted by Diana | October 29, 2013, 10:04 am
      • Wait…am i not allowed to masturbate or have oral sex? I think Jesus was a great guy…but i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t care. Plus, didn’t he hang out with prostitutes? They had sex for money, i just have sex for pleasure with other consenting adults. I’m sorry Diana, I pray that you have a orgasm one day.

        Posted by Carrie | December 28, 2013, 2:11 pm
      • Thank God your generation is dying out

        Posted by Portlander | December 29, 2013, 5:19 pm
  2. Great fun — and of course – the favorite male fantasy — 80% of men fantasize about a threesum — FFM — with him being the M

    Posted by Louis Krodel | September 29, 2013, 7:53 am
  3. Just for all those people getting angry about this but this is just a remake for the female’s. This video is by College humor.

    Posted by Jacob Walls | October 24, 2013, 11:31 am
  4. Outstanding WORDS sisters !!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Colleen Fritze | October 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
  5. I don’t believe in gay marriage but bring on the lesbians!!!
    I know that the world is over populated but remember that you can’t support human life being gay. You can’t repopulate!!!! You can adopt and have your friends give you sperm but It’s not going to be a part of you. Have you not noticed that its a fade to be gay now? Everyone seems to be gay now, What the Fuck? If all you girls take another girl away, then there are less for us guys that aren’t into other dudes.

    Posted by Hira | October 24, 2013, 5:28 pm
  6. This is hysterical!

    Posted by Shelly | October 24, 2013, 5:42 pm
  7. Wait. They have all the new games AND can take on spiders? I need to get a lesbian girlfriend! I’ve always thought of myself as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

    Posted by Drew Baron | October 29, 2013, 9:12 am
  8. Thanks for the chuckle. Please send a lesbian to my address at your earliest convenience.

    Posted by CSM | October 29, 2013, 11:42 am
  9. Oh God please do marry by boyfriend. Then you can support him. He’s on disability and we don’t have sex so please take him off my hands. *Score* . But you all need to remember too you get the bad as well as the good. And as a straight woman I can tell you more men are looking for women to support them while they sit at home and watch the football games, while you work and pay for the tv they are watching it on. You won’t get to go to all those games with him or even watch them because someone has to pay the bills and that will be you. Honestly I don’t care who you marry but if straight men are that easy to be led off I say let them go and good riddance cause I promise you ladies will be giving them back after the first week of him not bathing and listening to that God awful snoring in your ear every night. So you see there is give and take in any relationship. Straight or Gay. but if you don’t like men well let me tell you, you definitely will not like living with one. So I ain’t scared. More power to you.

    Posted by Gemma | October 29, 2013, 1:36 pm
  10. This ad actually makes me want to date lesbians. Whoops!

    Posted by Jack Fuller | October 31, 2013, 10:19 am
  11. I am considering having a sex change, not for nothing watching you girls made me realize I might be a gay girl. I am in love with you all. I like men but I really want to be your best friends with boobs

    Posted by Diane Reid | October 31, 2013, 1:13 pm
  12. I’m a lesbian and I tottally laughed my a$$ off.
    It was funny. CHILL THE F@CK OUT!

    Posted by Luna Waitforit Kinney | December 28, 2013, 10:29 am
  13. I love it.

    Posted by Arnold Castro | December 28, 2013, 2:46 pm
  14. Well after reading all the comments I have a few words to add. I found this short video very funny. I have a news flash for everyone. Gay Marriage will happen, and polygamy will follow. There are between 30k to 50k plural families in this country. There are different religious organizations that support plural families, Mormon’s, Muslims. Would I marry into a plural family, share a household with several other women and their children? No way. But, you know what. I do not feel that allow polygamy and allowing marriage for plural families is wrong. It takes nothing from me to respect and support others rights. Is it going to destroy our society? Well considering that there are already 30k to 50k plural families…I don’t think it will make much difference. I think we would have a better ideal how many plural families their really are because we will have marriage certificates, documenting as well as tax returns. All that I would be doing is giving plural families the same legal protection as well as positive enforcement for their love and relationship, and give their children stability and support their family.

    Posted by Cindy | December 29, 2013, 4:35 am

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