As the battle for marriage equality rages state-to-state, it’s nice to have reminders of what we’re all fighting for. After the last election, UnsolicitedProject released a hilarious video on marriage equality that brings a warning to women that don’t support equal marriage rights — support marriage equality, or gay women will marry your boyfriends.
And they’re confident, too! Their case for being able to steal those men away?
For Starters, We Love Sports — Every Sport
“While you’re dragging him to the ballet, or making him sit through another episode of The Bachelor, we just scored NBA playoff tickets. Right. Behind. The Bench.”
They’ll Never Have To Sit Through A Mall Trip Again
“While you’re deciding between a slutty dress, and another slutty dress, we just bought three pairs of the same jeans because they fit well. And, they look great on us. Go ahead, get your mani pedi. We’ll be at your boyfriend’s playing Call of Duty. Skyrim. Halo. We own every video game console to date. And we can play — all. Night. Long.”
We Know Other Lesbians
“Sometimes we hang out. Make out…and take our clothes off. Do you think your boyfriend will mind? Nah, I don’t think so.”
Sex …Now You Think You’ve Got Us Beat
I’ll leave it to the NSFW video to reveal the rest: (Don’t worry, it’s not that bad)
- Marriage Equality Ensures Equal Rights for All Americans (hawaiireporter.com)
- New awful argument against marriage equality in Pennsylvania: Gay couples are like children (dailykos.com)
- Judge Brings Marriage Equality to NM County (bilerico.com)